May 2013
teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
i really want to wear a dress tomorrow because it is going to be really hot and i am going on a field trip into the city. i don’t want to wear pants. but all my dresses are too short. plus i need to shave. and my legs are too pale.
“I hate when people treat me like a kid or as if i’m young and naive. It’s...”
– (via straight—and—fast)
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
Anonymous asked: a e g k m o p r v y
nervousdreakbance:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I’m too lazy to shave” the prequel
spell your name in my ask plz
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
“She thought she was independent and strong, but she got one small taste of love...”
– Ann Brashares (via onlinecounsellingcollege) 